The winners of my Golden Globes #tbhaiku contest are:
- @rendajer: Disappointing night / doesn’t change the way I feel / my heart pumps True Blood!
- @teamericthevamp: I missed the best vamps/saw the globe go to mad men/just drain me now please?
Honorable mentions for great almost-haikus that cracked me up:
- @emmyspeaks:Red carpet kickoff/ thank God the Globes aren’t silver / True Blood will prevail!
- @MelissaV71: No win for True Blood / No Mad Men. Just sad fans. / Where’s Kanye when you need him?
@Rendajer and @teamericthevamp will both receive a bottle of Tru:Blood, True Blood Season 1 DVD, and a 2010 Dark Shadows calendar! Please send me your addresses and I’ll get that out to you!
Those are good! Not to diss Melissa, cuz hers is a hoot, but it isn’t really a haiku…the third stanza should only have five syllables. Signed, your friendly neighborhood haiku Nazi.
LOL. . .that’s why I said they were great “almost-haikus.”
LOL, yeah, I noticed that AFTER I posted my comment. I figured it was better to keep my mouth shut and seem a goof, rather than open it and remove all doubt