*message delivery failure*
If you’ve been watching True Blood (and I’m sure you are, otherwise you wouldn’t be following me much less reading this post), you’ll know that our friendly neighborhood telepath is currently trapped in the basement of the Fellowship of the Sun Church. Keeping her company is Hugo Ayres, Isabel Beaumont’s lover and the reason why Sookie is imprisoned in the first place; Gabe, Sookie’s would-be rapist; and Godric, the Sheriff of Area 9 and Eric’s Maker.
Now I’ve been tweeting against the show’s storyline, and one of the biggest challenges means following the chronology of the show. In other words, I’m going to have to stretch what would theoretically take place over a few hours in TV-land across a whole week while we all wait with baited breath for a new episode this coming Sunday.
So what does this mean?
This means that technically @sookiebontemps doesn’t know that @VampireBill is being held captive at the hotel by @LorenaTheMaker and would do his damnedest to save Sookie but can’t. Sookie technically doesn’t know that @BarrytheBellboy heard Sookie’s mental message. And finally, Sookie would have no way of knowing that @EricNorthman is on his way because, again, she doesn’t know that Barry got her message.
Technically, I will be giving death looks to @Hugo_Ayres, I will be wanting to kick @Enforcer_Gabe in the nuts, and I’ll probably approach @VampireGodric with a mixture of fear and curiousity.
Did I mention that this is going to have to last a whole week? Thank God for your playlists.
So Twitter friends, please forgive me if I tweet you back with a “*message delivery failure*.” If you’ve received this tweet from me, it’s because you might have tweeted me something that technically my character isn’t supposed to know.
I’m not blowing you off. I’m just playing clueless.
